Three days ago, I was at my regular Bar, THE DOMINO. There I met a girl. Well, I admit she’s hot, and after a few glasses, we got talking. I maintained my usual cool and slick attitude and expectedly, I could see that she was for the taking. Her increased animation gave her away. With my moves, even the TAO OF BADASS would have been proud of me. (Google him).
Anyway, here we are today, I’m back home feeling cool with myself. Though she ended up being flustered and somewhat embarrassed, I’m pretty sure she just feigned it. She was silent throughout on my way to drop her at her place. Well, it happened that I made mention of how amazing I was tonight in the midst of our usual ‘small talk’ and then she burst into a fit of laughter. I had this to say. Maybe that’s why her mood changed all of a sudden:
Up until now, I have been locked in a captivating atmosphere with you. We’ve made subtle brushing and touching gestures, we’ve talked about my ideas on stuff based on my experiences and the things I learn everyday. You must admit I’m awesomely attractive. You don’t need to ask me how I know this to be a fact. Your actions show it; your soft purrings and head nodding in acknowledgement of the sexual effect I’ve had on you thus far, and yes, those puppy eyes betray you. Need I mention the indelible glint I see in your eyes whenever I’m around you? Or the girlish chatter that takes you over whenever you’re in my company? Let’s face it, you’re shamelessly and hopelessly drawn to me, and it’s not difficult to see why. There are not many people alive with my pull, not many exist with my drive, the value I provide you and people around me with is so immense that I’m not sure you guys can function properly without me. So you can stand there and laugh all you like, I shall not flinch nor blink. You know as well as I do that you’re never gonna find someone like me. I’m that amazing.
After this, then I had my laugh too:
Buhahahaha. You need to see your face. Okay, maybe I exaggerated a bit, but then, still, if you must know, I can have any type of girl I want any time I want. And, YES! I actually am sure I’m awesome.
… TO BE CONTINUED
P.S. – This is my alternate persona, probably not a true representation of who you believe me to be. Heck, it’s Friday, a little fooling around is welcome. No?